I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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