ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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