Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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