woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Boobs speak an international language.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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