Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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