What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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