i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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