I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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