The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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