i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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