quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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