You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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