doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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