Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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