I cockslap morals
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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