I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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