I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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