Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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