I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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