I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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