i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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