yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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