I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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