Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
