winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
What a dumb baby whore.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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