Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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