I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
