i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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