Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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