just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
