Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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