I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You took a bar mat shot.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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