i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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