Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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