Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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