So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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