it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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