Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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