Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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