Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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