i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
