what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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