Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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