YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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