i don't like sucking hair
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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