im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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