i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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