I can't breathe out the right side of my face
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
