thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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