hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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