everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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