Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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