I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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