rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
this will be a night to untag.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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