I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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