I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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