Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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