The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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