Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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