I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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